Gotcha, for a moment there! After reading the title, you got an anxious thought that I might have actually taste tested Oscar’s potty? Number #1 or Number #2? Okay crude, I digress, my apologies, people. No, this blog post is more in tuned with a real estate transaction. The type of buying or leasing blunder that […]
This weblog is a journal depicting the exploits of a naive dog owner and an adopted rescue pet dog. It’s a drama with a little fiction similar to reality shows on the Bravo TV channel. Except there are no references to sex, drugs and alcohol, wild parties, underwear malfunctions and or plastic surgery. Well at least not yet ...
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…Marcelino, AKA, Dobie One, has just finished filling Oscar’s food and water bowls at dinner time. He’s still in the kitchen preparing his meal with his back to Oscar… …Oscar licks his right paw three times in a circular motion…the nails in his right paw begin to glow slightly red, then yellow and now bright […]
…Oscar’s nails on his right paw flash and glow with a green light… Hello my friends, I got an emergency here at the house! Standby, I’m calling Dogs 911! … Oscar has hacked into Marcelino’s iPhone … while he’s upstairs showering… 911 what’s your emergency? …. Oscar’s is barking into the phone … “Hello, yes, […]
First, I hope you enjoyed Independence Day, July 4th, with family and friends. Frankly, the national holiday despite being a veteran is not on my list of favorite festivals. I don’t handle fireworks all that well (combat veteran); they make me anxious, 💥 boom-boom, and I can’t sleep until the inconsiderate morons without watches, run […]
…Marcelino, AKA, Dobie One, exits the back kitchen door…Oscar licks his right paw three times in a circular motion…the nails in his paw begin to glow slightly red, then yellow and now bright green…goodness gracious Oscar has tapped into Marcelino’s iPad via his micro-chip! He begins tapping his paw on the floor of his Den […]